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    Senior Member Serge's Avatar
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    Explanation of Life

    When God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of your House and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

    So God agreed.

    Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, And make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

    The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

    And God agreed.

    God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with The farmer all day long and suffer under the sun & in the rain, have calves and give Milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

    The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for Sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

    And God agreed again.

    Finally, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in all weathers to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grand-children. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.

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    :lol: That was funny.
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    That's a good one!

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    i forsee my self, a china man owning a pet store...

    "you pay now!! no lay away!"

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    Serge im loving these,
    keep them comming!!!
    Who says Dogs are the only creature that's happy to see you?

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    That's a good one.
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    Funny one Serge
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    Senior Member Serge's Avatar
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    I'm glad to see that others are enjoying these! I like jokes/stories with a cynical twist to it. Hehehehe

    :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

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    You may enjoy this one Serge:

    What Goes Around,
    Comes Around

    His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

    The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman’s sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

    “I want to repay you,” said the nobleman. “You saved my son’s life.”

    “No, I can’t accept payment for what I did,” the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer’s own son came to the door of the family hovel.

    “Is that your son?” the nobleman asked.

    “Yes,” the farmer replied proudly.

    “I’ll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he’ll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.”

    And that he did. Farmer Fleming’s son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

    Years afterward, the same nobleman’s son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

    What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

    The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill.

    His son’s name? Sir Winston Churchill.

    Someone once said… what goes around comes around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSM
    You may enjoy this one Serge:

    What Goes Around,
    Comes Around

    It's a cool story. First time I've heard it, but...
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