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    Senior Member Khoa's Avatar
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    Friday JOKE!

    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
    strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed
    Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
    The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
    this
    is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away
    and leave me alone."

    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
    other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room,
    he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To
    his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty
    five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
    ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

    A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
    groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
    buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered
    that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the
    TV.
    vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife
    asked in a demanding tone, " What the hell are you
    doing?"

    The husband replied: "I'm watching the hockey game with my
    son-in-law."
    Newbie in training

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    AHAHAHAH
    Derik...

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    Hahahah
    Good Joke

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    LOLOLOLOL Good One!!!!!
    Cheers,
    Mike Philpott

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    LOL
    thats too funny

    good one
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    good one, thanks!
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    That was funny...
    Regards,
    Patrick.
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